Ask A Sex Goddess

By Sex Goddess, May 18, 2007

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Sex Column: 'My penis is too big. All my life I've been the envy of smaller men, but I am frankly so tired of this huge thing.'

My penis is too big. All my life I've been the envy of smaller men, but I am frankly so tired of this huge thing. Recently I made love for the first time with a new woman who I truly admire and think would be a good life partner for me, and I actually injured her. I saw the familiar look on her face right when it happened. I tore her vaginal wall, and we spent the evening at the emergency room as nurses and the doctor made funny faces at us. I wish I could just laugh too but I am alone as a result of this, and I really like her and want to keep her. She has been an angel about it, researching possible alternative positions for us, or exercises she could do -- but part of me feels that maybe it's hopeless and the only use for this is some illicit profession.

Reluctant Long Dong Johnson

Dear Reluctant,

Oh, how unfortunate -- injuring a lover during sex is embarrassing and can be a dealbreaker. Y'all need a hot, healing session that is pleasurable for both of you. The vagina is both amazing and miraculous, made for great variation in terms of what can pass through it. I doubt your massive unit is larger in circumference than a baby's head. Each vagina is unique though, in terms of how far it can go pleasurably. It does take time, patience, and deep communication. And a big bottle of long lasting lube. And one important rule: move slowly.

SG

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1. I hate rules!
2. There are no stupid questions, only stupid hang-ups.
3. Pleasure came before political correctness, and so should you!
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Who: Who I am is unimportant. I do, however, enjoy sex, dally in various relationships, and on top of that I am an organizer by trade, or perhaps faith. I declare here and now that I know as much as anyone about sex and relationships -- which is roughly nothing and everything.

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